"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?... Great confusion.



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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.

On that day, my friend, u will Rock..






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Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?






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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.

Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko Rs.50,000 inam






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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.





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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur Mercedes!!!!





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What's the height of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!





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Height of Optimism...

Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",

Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !.





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U r miles away from me.Still I'm watching ur every move by 3 diff channels
1.DISCOVERY
2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMAL PLANET

Thanks 2 media.





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A Gorgeous Girl walks up to Professor's cabin & says: I'll do anything to Pass the Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: Sure??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!





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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya "SAREE", tum na badalna.