Bihari


Once, while laloo was on an air trip to some country, the air hostess inquired, "sir aap shaakahaari hai ki maausahari ?"

To which laloo promptly replied, "hum to sirf bihari hoon!!!"



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family planning

Laloos family planning policy.. "DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
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Laloo's Threat

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.

A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.

A guy from the front replied,

"Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.

He is refusing to move from there!"

"But why?"

"He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for

corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!

He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn't contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"

"So how much has been collected so far?"

"Six litres!"