Event:An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Reactions:

Englishman:

Throws his mug away and walks out

American:

Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese:

Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese:

Dr inks the beer with insect as it is coming free

Indian:

Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new

mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS