I'm discharging a lot of gas today.

I'd recommend switching to eating organically grown beans, brocolli and eggs. If you're eating other foods that give you gas, buy organically raised versions of them as well. Your bio emmissions will be a lot more environmentally friendly in the future.

I've always found that eating nothing but Twinkies for about two weeks straight gets rid of any and all gas I might have or will have for about a month. Typically, I cycle two weeks of nothing but Twinkies followed by a month straight of wheat grass and vodka (according to Homer Simpson this is called a lawnmower). That should get rid of your bio emissions problem. Good luck!

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