What is the shortest but best joke ever?
Q: What's grey and comes in pints?A: An Elephant!
I thought the ball was getting closer....than it hit me.
A guy walks into a bar.Ouch
That old classic......" take my wife, please"
"where are all the white women at?"
What do you call some one who crosses the road rolls in mud then crosses the road again?A dirty double crosser.
Why do blondes put TGIF on their shoes?A. toes go in first and What do blondes and UFOs have in common?A. you never see the smart ones
To John C. hey that one was good.
two men fighting for a window seat on a scooter!
a man looking through a keyhole in a glass door!