04-25-2007, 06:30 AM
Enjoy! Its good to get away from Sardar jokes and go national!
*** Tamil Jokes:***
> > Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
> > Comepalakrishnan.
> > What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
> > Subramanium Didn't See Me.
> > How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
> > Ready....Steady.....PO
> > What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
> > Rangamannar Rangarajan.
****Malayalee Jokes:****
> > What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
> > Pheno Menon.
> > What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
> > Debo Nair.
> > Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
> > To join the trade union on the other side.
***Sindhi Jokes:***
> > Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
> > Because air is free.
> > What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
> > Bhagwandas Godwani.
> > A Sindhi painter?
> > Sadarangani.
> > A Sindhi chef?
> > Papadmull Kukreja.
> > A Sindhi electrician?
> > Voltram Bijlani.
> > A Sindhi milkman?
> > Gopal Dudeja.
> > A Sindhi pest control contractor?
> > Khatmull Marwani.
> > A Sindhi casanova?
> > Prem Kissinchandani.
> > A Sindhi fire-engine?
> > Bhambhani.
> > A Sindhi detergent?
> > Neelam Rin-dani.
> > A Sindhi postman?
> > Mailwani.
> > A communist Sindhi?
> > Karl Lal-wani.
> > A fashionable Sindhi?
> > Jogio Armani or Primlani.
> > A heroic Sindhi soldier?
> > Hiroo Sipahimalani.
> > A forgetful Sindhi?
> > Bhulo Bhulchandani.
> > A fat Sindhi?
> > Hathiramani
> > A downtrodden Sindhi?
> > Nichani.
> > A corrupt Sindhi?
> > Chaipani.
> > A Sindhi fly?
> > Makhija.
> > A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
> > Thad-ani.
> > A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
> > Kriplani.
> > A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
> > Mar-jani.
***Gujju Jokes:***
> > Why does the Gujju go to London?
> > To see his Big Ben.
> >Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered
tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
> > What is a Gujju picnic called?
> > A snake in the grass.
> > Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
> > If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent.
> > Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
> > Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
> > What did the Gujju mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma
gayon?"
> > His son failed in statistics.
> > Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
> > My son drowned.
> > Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv? Be-watch
> > (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
> > What do you call a knee less gujju ?
> > Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
*** Bengali Jokes:***
> > An outlawed Bengali?
> > Kanoon Banerjee.
> > An enlightened Bengali?
> > Jyoti Basu.
> > Bengali who works?
> > A work of fiction.
> > A stupid Bengali girl?
> > Balika Buddhu.
> > A Bengali marriage?
> > Bedding
> > A mad Bengali?
> > In Sen.
> > A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
> > Kalidas Guha.
> > A Bengali mobster?
> > Robin Ganguli
*** Tamil Jokes:***
> > Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
> > Comepalakrishnan.
> > What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
> > Subramanium Didn't See Me.
> > How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
> > Ready....Steady.....PO
> > What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
> > Rangamannar Rangarajan.
****Malayalee Jokes:****
> > What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
> > Pheno Menon.
> > What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
> > Debo Nair.
> > Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
> > To join the trade union on the other side.
***Sindhi Jokes:***
> > Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
> > Because air is free.
> > What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
> > Bhagwandas Godwani.
> > A Sindhi painter?
> > Sadarangani.
> > A Sindhi chef?
> > Papadmull Kukreja.
> > A Sindhi electrician?
> > Voltram Bijlani.
> > A Sindhi milkman?
> > Gopal Dudeja.
> > A Sindhi pest control contractor?
> > Khatmull Marwani.
> > A Sindhi casanova?
> > Prem Kissinchandani.
> > A Sindhi fire-engine?
> > Bhambhani.
> > A Sindhi detergent?
> > Neelam Rin-dani.
> > A Sindhi postman?
> > Mailwani.
> > A communist Sindhi?
> > Karl Lal-wani.
> > A fashionable Sindhi?
> > Jogio Armani or Primlani.
> > A heroic Sindhi soldier?
> > Hiroo Sipahimalani.
> > A forgetful Sindhi?
> > Bhulo Bhulchandani.
> > A fat Sindhi?
> > Hathiramani
> > A downtrodden Sindhi?
> > Nichani.
> > A corrupt Sindhi?
> > Chaipani.
> > A Sindhi fly?
> > Makhija.
> > A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
> > Thad-ani.
> > A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
> > Kriplani.
> > A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
> > Mar-jani.
***Gujju Jokes:***
> > Why does the Gujju go to London?
> > To see his Big Ben.
> >Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered
tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
> > What is a Gujju picnic called?
> > A snake in the grass.
> > Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
> > If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent.
> > Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
> > Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
> > What did the Gujju mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma
gayon?"
> > His son failed in statistics.
> > Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
> > My son drowned.
> > Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv? Be-watch
> > (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
> > What do you call a knee less gujju ?
> > Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
*** Bengali Jokes:***
> > An outlawed Bengali?
> > Kanoon Banerjee.
> > An enlightened Bengali?
> > Jyoti Basu.
> > Bengali who works?
> > A work of fiction.
> > A stupid Bengali girl?
> > Balika Buddhu.
> > A Bengali marriage?
> > Bedding
> > A mad Bengali?
> > In Sen.
> > A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
> > Kalidas Guha.
> > A Bengali mobster?
> > Robin Ganguli