10 Reasons Why A Dog Doesn`t Use A Computer!

10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws)

9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing [URL="http://www.purina.com/"]www.purina.com[/URL] or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites.

5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates.

4. Can`t help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you`ve got mail'.

3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Can`t stick his head out of Wind*ws 98.