####Software ENgg. song###
COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG



# Local variable



Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,

pal do pal meri kahani hai

pal do pal meri hasti hai..



# Global variable



Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon

har ik pal meri kahani hai

har ik pal meri hasti hai



# Null pointers



Mera jeevan kora kagaz

kora hi reh gaya.



# Dangling pointers



Maut bhi aati nahi

jaan bhi jati nahin.



# Goto



Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

Kahan shuru kahan khatam

Ye manzilen hain kaun si

Na woh samajh sake na hum



# Two Recursive functions calling each other



Mujhe kuchh kehna hein

mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein

Pehle tum, pehle tum.



# The debugger



Jab koi baat bigad jaye

Jab koi mushkil pad jaye

Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.





# From VC++ to VB



Yeh haseen vaadiyan

Yeh khula asmaan

Aa gaye hum kahan.





# Untrackable bug



Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.





# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to
client)



Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.





# And then to the client



Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.





# Load Balancing



Saathi haath badhana

ek akela thak jayega

mil kar bojh uthana



# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)



suno - kaho,kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya?

abhee to nahin..





# Windows getting open sourced



Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao

parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha

allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba





AND SOME FILMS



# ESC : NO DO GYARA

# F1 : GUIDE

# UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE

# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA

# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE

# ALT+CNTR+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA

# HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI

# RAM : KORA KAGAZ

# C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA

oh my godzzz.wats this..nice stuff...